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WINGY · 06-05-2004, 20:10

Paddy and his wife lorna where happily married for 20 years, but as tiime went on there sex life became less and less.
Lorna consulted her friends about this problem and came to the conclusion that the only way to return thiings to how they were was to try to seduce Paddy with some sexy lingerie.
So on friday night paddy went to the pub as he did every week with his mates, and hiis lovely wife began to turn their bedroom into a sexy love nest. she lay on the bed waiting for paddy to come home dressed in a lovely red basque stockings and matching crotchless knickers!!!
Very soon paddy came home rather drunk and proceeded to the bedroom,and found his wife waiting for him. As he walked into the room lorna didn't want to waste any time and said to paddy
"come over here here and giive me oral sex"
Paddy replied
"i think you better wash it first have you seen what its done to your knickers!!!!"

06-05-2004, 20:10	#306
WINGY ********* Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Home work or Pub... Posts: 941 Liked: 0 times Rep Power: 45	Re: Joke Of The Day Paddy and his wife lorna where happily married for 20 years, but as tiime went on there sex life became less and less. Lorna consulted her friends about this problem and came to the conclusion that the only way to return thiings to how they were was to try to seduce Paddy with some sexy lingerie. So on friday night paddy went to the pub as he did every week with his mates, and hiis lovely wife began to turn their bedroom into a sexy love nest. she lay on the bed waiting for paddy to come home dressed in a lovely red basque stockings and matching crotchless knickers!!! Very soon paddy came home rather drunk and proceeded to the bedroom,and found his wife waiting for him. As he walked into the room lorna didn't want to waste any time and said to paddy "come over here here and giive me oral sex" Paddy replied "i think you better wash it first have you seen what its done to your knickers!!!!" __________________ [email protected] www.landyzone.co.uk People work for money! If you want loyalty, get a dog!!!