08-05-2004, 15:05
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Filthy / Gorgeous
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Re: Joke Of The Day
A couple from London decided to go to Florida to thaw out during one
particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel
where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel
schedules. So, the husband left London and flew to Florida on Thursday,
with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel, and as there was a computer in his
room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he
accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without
realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile....somewhere in Manchester, a widow had just returned home
from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was
called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided
to check her e-mail, expecting messages of condolence from relatives and
friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son
rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the
computer screen and the open email which read:
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To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: 27 Feb 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me, but they have computers here
now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just
arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been
prepared for your arrival tomorrow! Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
PS Sure is hot down here!!
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