[Wynonie Harris]

Just an explanatory word to anybody from another club who may be reading this thread -

Please disregard the above posts, as they are not serious, but are, rather, classic examples of the renowned Accy sense of humour.

John Miles is, in fact, a extremely talented and highly motivated young man who would be an asset to any club he plays for. Sadly, we can no longer keep him, as he is obviously destined to play at a much higher level than ours, but he leaves with all our good wishes.

Please could you pass this message on to your respective club managers and chairmen, while at the same time impressing upon them that we will obviously be looking for a fee that reflects the depth of talent to be found in this footballing gem!