An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser were sitting in a bar. There was
only one other person in the bar. The three men kept looking at this other
man, for he seemed terribly familiar.
They stared and stared, wondering where they had seen him before when
suddenly the Irishman cried out : "My God! I know who that man is - it's
Jesus!"
The others looked again, and sure enough, it was Jesus himself, sitting
alone at a table. The Irishman calls out across the lounge :
"Hey! Hey you! Are you Jesus?" Jesus looks over at him, smiles a small
smile and nods his head. "Yes, I am Jesus," he says.
Well, the Irishman calls the bartender over and says to him: "I'd like you
to give Jesus over there a pint of Guinness from me."
The bartender pours Jesus a Guinness. Jesus looks over, raises his glass
in thanks and drinks.
Then the Australian calls out : "Oy you! D'ya reckon you're Jesus or
what?"
Jesus nods and says : "Yes, I am Jesus".
The Australian is mighty impressed and has the bartender send over a pot
of Fosters for Jesus which Jesus accepts with pleasure.
The Scouser then calls out : "Oi wack, would you be Jesus?" Jesus smiles
and says : "Yes, I am Jesus".
The Scouser beckons the bartender and tells him to send over a pint of
bitter for Jesus, which the bartender duly does. As before, Jesus accepts
the drink and smiles over at the table.
Finally, after finishing the drinks, Jesus leaves his seat and approaches
our three friends. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it,
thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry
of amazement: "Oh God! The arthritis is gone! The arthritis I've had for
years is gone! It's a miracle !!!"
Jesus then shakes the Australian's hand, thanking him for the lager.
Upon letting go, the Australian's eyes widen in shock. "By jingo mate, the
migraine! The migraine I've had for 40 years is completely gone - it's a
miracle!!!"
Jesus then goes to approach the Scouser who says:
"Back off, mate! I'm on Disability!"
