Not what you think, you naughty lot :-
Have been delivered a new carpet/bed today. Long overdue. Gawd if those dust mites could speak.
The bed must have been at least 30 years old ..hurry up Environmental Health and collect from me drive... the burns,(too many fags), the stains, broken springs, all tells a story.
Not just the sexual encounters/pillow talk, but the memories of my children/grandaughter climbing next to me for comfort when they were sick or begged a story from Roald Dahl to Charles Dickens; these will be embedded forever in what appears to be straw fillings. The arguments/discussions during my marriage. Menopausal stains ( you women will know). The springs sprouting from the mattress causing external injury to various parts of my body
, and what could appear sad to some, the concave shape on the right hand side of this 4'6" width. double bed.
Although this new bed does appear to be at least one foot taller, just keeping me fingers crossed that I don't roll out in the middle of the night.
The Damson/Gold Shinto duvet cover and pillowcase set surely makes up for this.
I wish myself sweet dreams, and if I eventually pass away in this new luxury of comfort, I will not have any regrets ...
