A nurse walks into a bank, preparing to endorse a cheque.She reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it. She looks up at the cashier, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, she says,
"Well that's great... just great...
Some ar**hole's got my pen." 
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