A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She
opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds
of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan,
India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only
thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at
the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him
by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer
mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just
holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the
bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't
be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took
out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing,
dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, cutie pie?...
"LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR ***KING BEER IN
YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHER***KING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU ARE
MARRIED NOW, YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, A***HOLE?"
and, they lived happily ever after.
Isn't that a sweet story?
