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Lilly · 20-05-2008, 22:05

I am trying to be a lovely person who treats others with kindness so that I can avoid going to hell.

In my personal hell I am wearing a nylon tracksuit and someone has bubble permed my hair.

I am stuck in a small room with other people who have B.O and bad breath. They are unintelligent and have nothing interesting to say. The BOGOF bloke from the Safestyle adverts is with us.

There is nothing to read here except chick lit and the television is never switched off even when no-one is watching it. The television is stuck on the sci-fi channel.

The only food here is monster munch, turkey twizzlers and smiley faces. The only drink is that blue bubblegum stuff that your mum never let you have.

Oh and there's a continual pipping noise that no-one can find the source of to make it stop.

What's your idea of hell?

20-05-2008, 22:05	#1
Lilly God Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Oswaldtwistle Posts: 2,996 Liked: 0 times Rep Power: 147	What's your idea of hell? I am trying to be a lovely person who treats others with kindness so that I can avoid going to hell. In my personal hell I am wearing a nylon tracksuit and someone has bubble permed my hair. I am stuck in a small room with other people who have B.O and bad breath. They are unintelligent and have nothing interesting to say. The BOGOF bloke from the Safestyle adverts is with us. There is nothing to read here except chick lit and the television is never switched off even when no-one is watching it. The television is stuck on the sci-fi channel. The only food here is monster munch, turkey twizzlers and smiley faces. The only drink is that blue bubblegum stuff that your mum never let you have. Oh and there's a continual pipping noise that no-one can find the source of to make it stop. What's your idea of hell? __________________ Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs, cackling and telling me 'You'll be next.' They stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.