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WOMEN BEWARE!!!!

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago.

It was just that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with

Someone else's thighs. The new ones were the texture of lumpy
Porridge.

Who would have done such a cruel thing to legs that had been mine for

Years?

Whose thighs were these and what had happened to mine? I spent the

Entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry I

Resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and those tights that

Pull everything in.

Then, just when my guard was down the thieves struck again.

My bum was next!

I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new

Rear end to the thighs they had lumbered me with earlier. I couldn't

Believe it - my new bum was attached at least three inches lower than

My original.

Now, my rear complemented my thighs lump for lump.

Frantically I prayed that long skirts would stay in fashion.

Last year I realised my arms had been switched. One morning I was

Brushing my hair when I watched horrified but fascinated as the flesh

Of my upper arms swung to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush.

This was getting really scary. My body was being replaced one section

At a time.

How clever and fiendish.

AGE? Age had nothing to with it. Age is supposed to creep up,

Unnoticed, something like maturity. NO, I was being attacked

Repeatedly and without warning. In despair I have given up short
Sleeved
T-shirts.

Last month my neck disappeared faster than the Christmas turkey, which

It now resembled.

That's why I have decided to tell my story. I can't take on the

Medical profession by myself.

WOMEN OF THE WORLD WAKE UP!!

That really isn't plastic those surgeons are using. You KNOW where

They are getting those replacement parts, don't you?

The next time you suspect someone has had a face 'lift' look again.

Was it 'lifted' from you?

I think I finally found my thighs and I hope Cindy Crawford paid a

Really good price for them!!

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. THIS IS HAPPENING TO WOMEN IN YOUR TOWN EVERY
NIGHT.

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P.S. Last night I thought someone had stolen my boob's too!! I was lying

In bed and they were gone! As I jumped out of bed I was relieved to

Find that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I am

Keeping them safely hidden in the waistband of my skirt.