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Re: google
Yep, I use google to answer those deep philosophical questions that I muse upon whilst propping up the bar. The last one I asked was, "If Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck and Pluto's a dog, what sort of animal is Goofy?" It turns out that he's a dog and first went under the monicker of Dippy Dawg when he originally appeared in Disney cartoons. To me, this seems deeply unfair to Pluto who spends his life as Mickey's pet and who can do no more than bark and dig for bones. Meanwhile, Goofy, his fellow-canine, leads an independent existence, talks and even drives a car. I ask you, where's the justice in that?
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