A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious'. James the
class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my
Mum
said it was contagious."
"Well done, James" says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?" Katie, a
sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a
bug
going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie" says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
Little Irish Shaun jumps up and says in a broad irish voice, "Our
next
door neighbour is painting his house with a two-inch brush and my
Dad
says it will take the contagious"
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