Re: Joke Of The Day
Subject: Daughters letter
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the
bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling
hands:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I
eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so
nice, with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle.
But its not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will
be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many
more children with me and that's one of my dreams too. I've
learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it
for us and for his friends, who are providing us with all the
cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the
science to find the cure for AIDS, so that Ahmed can get better. He
deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how
to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.
Your daughter, Judith
p.s. Mum, it's not true. I'm at neighbour's house. I just
wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the
school's report card, that's in my desk's drawer. I love you!
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