[jaysay]

Guys this is true and I don't want to take it to the over 18s but is was once in tesco on Union Street in Accy and the couple in front were having a bad time with their eldest, he was about 4 or 5, he wanted some toffees and mummy and daddy were not having it, so the little lad stamps his feet and shouts at the top of his voice, "if iI don't get my toffees I'm going to tell all these people that I saw you sucking daddies d*** last night, and that is 100% true, the couple didn't know which waY to look