[Sparkologist]

If you have been reading the jokes posted tonight, you will no doubt be aware that there is in existence a filthy rude, crude and downright dirty joke. I'm not a card carrying member of the Campaign for the Moral Minority, and i have been dared to post it. So in all it's glory, Ladeez & Gentlemen, please put your hands together for The Joke.

Ps... Don't shoot the messenger!

Sheila, the Aussie housewife stepped out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor. She didn't fall over forwards or backwards, but instead did the splits, and suctioned herself to the floor. She shouted out for her husband. 'Bruce, Bruce!' she yelled. 'Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor!'
'Strewth!' cried Bruce as he attempted to heave her up. 'You're stuck fast, girl. I'll go across the road and fetch Cobba.' (his mate)

They came back and both tried to pull Sheila upright. 'No way. We cant do it,' said Cobba. 'Let's go for Plan B!'
'Plan B?' exclaimed Bruce, 'What's that?'
'I'll go back across the road, get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles under her and release the vacuum,' replied Cobba.
'Spot on,' said Bruce. 'While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her tits.'
'Play with her tits?' cried Cobba, 'Not exactly agood time for doing that mate!'
'No,' Bruce replied, ' But I figure that if I get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen, where the tiles aren't so expensive!'


Like i said, Don't shoot the messenger. Maybe it's just my sick sense of humour, coz that is the funniest joke i've ever heard. Tears of laughter? I cried me a river!