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Originally Posted by emamum23
me and ty were on a bus and we went to sit next to an elderly lady, ty said.....'i dont want to sit next to her she smells like wee'
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I've been there, Emma.
Dreadful isn't it?
I was queuing in a shop with my son when he was about 3 and this awful stench came wafting past.
He shouted 'Pooooooo. That lady in front of us has just trumped.'
My daughter embarrassed me in much the same way when she too was about 3.
We were in a cubicle together in the toilets in the Arndale when we heard a plopping sound coming from the cubicle next door.
She bellowed 'Hahahahaha that lady's just done a big poo!'
You just want to disappear, don't you?
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs, cackling and telling me
'You'll be next.' They stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
