Little Johnny was in his nursery class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came up - fireman, policeman, salesman.
Johnny, however, was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher
asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good,
he'll go out to the alley with some screaming fag and take it up the
ar*e."
The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring
and took little Johnny aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "he really plays for Leeds United, but I was too
embarrassed to say."
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