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lindsay ormerod · 04-06-2008, 17:14

Some clueless bint across the back from me stole mine last week, even though it had my house number and street painted all over it; the numpty then left it in full view in her yard shielded only by a fence that is more hole than fence. I saw my bin and went a-knocking at her door, told her in no uncertain terms that I had come to repatriate my bin and then asked her if she wanted to open the gate or I would make my own way through it.
After a couple of attempts at the "I don't speak English and someone stole mine so I took this one " routine I got bored and set off for the fence; she soon opened the gate and me and the bin went home !
I will do the same next time too !
Bin larceny !
It's wrong and evil !

04-06-2008, 17:14	#17
lindsay ormerod Senior Member+ Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,687 Blog Entries: 3 Liked: 48 times Rep Power: 3654	Re: Stolen Wheelie bin - replacement not available! Some clueless bint across the back from me stole mine last week, even though it had my house number and street painted all over it; the numpty then left it in full view in her yard shielded only by a fence that is more hole than fence. I saw my bin and went a-knocking at her door, told her in no uncertain terms that I had come to repatriate my bin and then asked her if she wanted to open the gate or I would make my own way through it. After a couple of attempts at the "I don't speak English and someone stole mine so I took this one " routine I got bored and set off for the fence; she soon opened the gate and me and the bin went home ! I will do the same next time too ! Bin larceny ! It's wrong and evil ! __________________ "Cover up those table legs Mother, they are inflaming my sexual ardour ! "