[lettie]

This is a real groaner.... but it's clean...


A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see
from her
nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday"

Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The
frog says
his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger,
and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Pattie explains that he will need to secure the loan with some
collateral.

The frog says, "Sure, I have this", and produces a tiny porcelain
elephant, about half an inch tall, bright, pink and
perfectly formed.

Very confused, Pattie explains that she'll have to consult with the
bank
manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says,
"There's a frog named Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know
you and
wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants
to use this as collateral".

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world
is
this?!"

(You're gonna love this)









The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Pattie Whack, give the frog a loan -
his old man's a Rolling Stone."