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slinky · 06-06-2008, 19:24

SMART ARSED ANSWER 2nd Place

A lorry driver was driving along on a country road. A sign came up that read "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he realized it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it... Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The policeman got out of his car and walked to the lorry's cab and said to the driver, "Got stuck, eh?" The lorry driver said, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol!"

This one did it for me!!! Very funny haha

06-06-2008, 19:24	#2
slinky God Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On the Edge! Posts: 5,131 Blog Entries: 76 Liked: 0 times Rep Power: 367	Re: SMART ARSED ANSWERs...... SMART ARSED ANSWER 2nd Place A lorry driver was driving along on a country road. A sign came up that read "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he realized it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it... Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The policeman got out of his car and walked to the lorry's cab and said to the driver, "Got stuck, eh?" The lorry driver said, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol!" This one did it for me!!! Very funny haha __________________ Millions of sperm and you was the fastest?? Miracles do happen!!