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shillelagh · 06-06-2008, 21:58

SMART ARSED ANSWER 5th Place

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without blinking an eyelid she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

I like that one!!!!

06-06-2008, 21:58	#6
shillelagh God Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: at the border .. Posts: 8,194 Blog Entries: 252 Liked: 1627 times Rep Power: 489677	Re: SMART ARSED ANSWERs...... SMART ARSED ANSWER 5th Place A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without blinking an eyelid she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." I like that one!!!! __________________ The views expressed in this post is mine and mine alone anyone want to argue well tough!!!