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yerself · 09-06-2008, 10:09

How many children?" asks the council worker of the chavette
10" replies the girl
10?" says the council worker, "What are their names?"
Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne"
Doesn't that get confusing?"
Naah..." says the girl "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it.
What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker
That's easy," says the girl, "I just use their surnames"..

09-06-2008, 10:09	#1392
yerself God Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Cloud Cuckoo Land Posts: 3,212 Liked: 328 times Rep Power: 12994	Re: Joke Of The Day How many children?" asks the council worker of the chavette 10" replies the girl 10?" says the council worker, "What are their names?" Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne" Doesn't that get confusing?" Naah..." says the girl "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it. What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker That's easy," says the girl, "I just use their surnames".. __________________ Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.