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Rosencrantz · 11-06-2008, 02:10

You'll have loaaaads of time to fry it, and maybe even think up some smashing new recipes if you could just land that cushty 48-day bed and board courtesy of Her Majesty! Oh, how I wish I was in prison, counting the walls in the room (6), or dreaming up all the things I would be doing if I was outside, like getting a job or raising a child, or, I don't know, maybe doing something other than brooding over how much FUN I'm having in my cell. Prison must be great, especially if they used 48 days to trash my house, my friend's houses, pull my PC apart, hell, maybe they'll even do me a favour and clean up a bit. Oh! And the MEDIA!

It'll be just like Big Brother! I'll be famous! I bet Hello! will cover my wedding. Maybe once I'm REALLY demonised I can make some new and exciting friends! Someone put me away with no evidence now, please, hurry, hurry!

11-06-2008, 02:10	#44
Rosencrantz Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Hull Posts: 52 Liked: 0 times Rep Power: 0	Re: new concession for terror bill. You'll have loaaaads of time to fry it, and maybe even think up some smashing new recipes if you could just land that cushty 48-day bed and board courtesy of Her Majesty! Oh, how I wish I was in prison, counting the walls in the room (6), or dreaming up all the things I would be doing if I was outside, like getting a job or raising a child, or, I don't know, maybe doing something other than brooding over how much FUN I'm having in my cell. Prison must be great, especially if they used 48 days to trash my house, my friend's houses, pull my PC apart, hell, maybe they'll even do me a favour and clean up a bit. Oh! And the MEDIA! It'll be just like Big Brother! I'll be famous! I bet Hello! will cover my wedding. Maybe once I'm REALLY demonised I can make some new and exciting friends! Someone put me away with no evidence now, please, hurry, hurry! Last edited by Rosencrantz; 11-06-2008 at 02:12.