THIS WAS IN THE ACORN CLASSIFEDS
1 CHAIR and four matching tables,mail order catalogue errow
2 pie and chips unfinished meal, full now,£1.25
3 for sale mans black jacket,as new, would suit me.hence no longer for sale,no offers.£115
4 wasted youth hardly used £22.
5 over twelve hundred farts in scrwtop jar,some labelled 1976-86, some vegetarian. £2 or offers for full collection.
6 phone us first if you wish to sprak to my wife and i befor anyone else
7good qualty armchair with scatterbrain cushions and a great big boring husband.£60.
better than the the mag it self .
LOL