[Sparkologist]

This one is also awful, you decide if it's rude

Please don't read this one on a full stomach!

There was a little girl and her mother walking throught the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says, 'Mummy, what are they doing?'

The mother hesitates then quickly replies, 'Ummm, they are making cakes.'

The next day they are at the zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and again her mother gives the same response, 'Making cakes.'

The next day the little girl says to her mother, 'Mummy, you and daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?

Shocked, the mother asks, 'How do you know?'

She says, 'Because I licked the icing off the sofa.'