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Originally Posted by Less
It was fine until I noticed this thread.
Just an ordinary day.
However since then, my trousers have split, I have over cooked my boiled eggs, my lettuce has gone limp because of all the extra steam, the cat has eaten the prawns I was going to have with the salad, I rang an 0891 number during the confusion and now have to pay C.O.D. for a Taiwanese bride, Oh! and broken a nail on the keyboard answering this thread!
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Oh did-dums Less.
Sounds like one of your normal days to me, however, always silver linings:-
Split Trousers ... think of the excitement on the bins men's faces as they see summat in yer green sack, and the thought of the disappointment when they realise just trash after all.
Boiled egg ... no wind tonight.
Cat eating prawns .. you probably would have got urticaria anyway.
Lettuce limp .. thank your stars the only thing gone limp.
Taiwanese bird .. free meal for the cat.
Broken nail .. can ask the next female you come across to kiss it better.
See .. good day after all !!!
