One night in gay Paree I paid 10 francs to see
The tattoed French lady tattooed from head to knee.
Tattooed across her jaw was the Royal Flying Corps
And right across her back there was the Union Jack.
Marching up her right knee was the Household Cavalry
And all around her hips was a fleet of battleships
On her left kidney was the harbour bridge at Sydney
But what I liked best, right across her chest,
Was my home in Tennessee.
Anon.
