[Sparkologist]

Here's a clean(ish)one.


A couple were on honeymoon lying in bed just about to consumate their marriage, when the wife turned to her new husband and said, 'I have a confession to make. I am not a virgin.'

The husband replied, 'That is no big deal in this day and age.'

The wife continued, 'Yeah, I've been with one guy.'

'Oh yeah? Who was the guy?'

'Tiger Woods'

'What, Tiger Woods the golfer?'

'Yeah.'

'Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him.'

The husband and wife then make passionate love.

When they had done, the husband got up and walked to the phone.

'What are you doing?' asked the wife.

The husband said, 'I'm hungry. I was going to call room service and get something to eat.'

'Tiger wouldn't do that'

'Oh yeah, what would Tiger do?'

'He'd come back to bed and do it a second time.'

The husband put down the phone, went back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finished, he got up and went over to the phone. 'What are you doing now? the wife asked.

The husband said, 'I'm still hungry. I was going to ring room service and order some food.'

'Tiger wouldn't do that.'

'Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?'

'He'd come back to bed and do it again.'

The guy slammed down the phone, went back to bed and made love one more time. When they had finished, the guy was tired and beat. He dragged himself over to the phone and started to dial.

His wife asked, 'Are you calling room service?'

'No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole!'