[Sparkologist]

So, is this why the cemetery on Dill Hall Lane sometimes looks worse for wear???


Two women friends had been on a Girls Night Out and had been decidedly over enthusiastic with the cocktails.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a gravestone or something.

The first women had nothing to wipe with, so she took off her panties, used them then threw them away. Her friend however, was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said, 'These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home without her knickers last night.'

'That's nothing!' said the other. 'My wife came back with a card wedged between the cheeks of her ar$e that said, "From all of us at the fire station. We will never forget you."'