Warning the following thoughts are all my own and can't be blamed on stealing them from another website.
Sorry girls if you think it's a bit prejudiced but I can only look on this from a male point of view.
For The Relationship
1/ Well, obviously sex!
2/ Waking in the middle of the night and listening to your partner sleeping contentedly.
3/ Getting pins & needles in your arm because she's fallen asleep on it and you don't want to disturb her.
4/ Sunday Lunch whether eating at home or going out to a restaurant.
5/ Having someone to discuss the ups and downs of the day.
6/ Going on holiday together.
7/ Sharing those little moments when you both seem to know exactly what the other wants to do.
8/ Buying that 'big item', you've both been saving hard for.
9/ Saying, "I love You".
10/ Having someone say, "I love You".
Against The Relationship
1/ That age old battle of the sexes, seat up/seat down, what the heck if I can manage the technology of lifting it surely you can learn to put it down without shouting at me.
2/ Fighting your way into the bathroom through dripping tights and other bizarre items.
3/ Cutting yourself shaving because she's used your razor to do her legs AGAIN!
4/ Opening the bathroom cabinet to find it was booby trapped so that all the tampons spill out over the floor.
5/ Spending three days a month constantly apologising but never knowing why, (although she does give a slight clue as she wanders around the house cursing all men).
6/ Spending one day a month, (usually just after the other three), ducking behind the settee to avoid all the sharp/heavy objects being thrown your way.
7/ Being grounded like a teenager because, you came home an hour later than you said you would from the pub.
8/ Getting a real telling off because you drew an extra tenner out of your account, but not being allowed to criticise when you find she drew £30 to buy some shoes,
because they were a bargain!
9/ When she talks to her friends about your intimate and personal problems in front of you as if you weren't there!
10/ Well, obviously sex!
O.K. I'm sure there is a female equivalent of this so over to you, Ladies.
