A short one, not embellished in any way but ever so slightly rude..
Please don't ban me, it's a sickness.....
A man walks into a bar with his pet croc on a lead, everbody in the pub gets ready to leave.
Dont worry said the man he's friendly, watch this.
He undoes his fly & gets his tool out, he pats the croc on the head & it opens its mouth, he puts his d**k in its mouth & pats the crocs head, it closes its mouth. He pats its head again, it opens its mouth & the man shows there are no marks on him at all.
Would anyone else like a go, asks the man.
A little old lady in the corner says, I will but dont pat me on the head.
__________________
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
The views expressed here are my own and not necessarily those of my family, friends, employer, this site, my neighbours, hairdresser, dentist, GP, next door's dog or anyone else who knows me..
