[jaysay]

The husband leans over and asks his wife,"do you remember the first time we had sex together over 50 years ago? We went behind the village tavrn where you leaned against the back fence and i made love to you"

Yes, she says, "I remember it well"

OK he says "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it again for old times sake?"

Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a razy, but good idea

Apolice officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation an having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence, I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows,

The couple walk haltedly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts up her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. Asshe leans against the fence, the old man oves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about 15 minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and groaning. Finally they oth collapse, panting on the ground

The policeman is amazed, he thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about an hour of lying on he ground recovering the couple struggle to their feet and put their cloths back on. The polceman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing. I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes him, he says to them Excuse me, but that was something else. You must have had a fantastic sex life together, i there some kind of secret to this.

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence