[Neil]

A blonde decides to try horse riding. On her first practice she mounts her steed unassisted and it immediately springs into action.
It gallops along at a steady pace, but the blonde begins to slip off the saddle. In terror she grabs at the horses mane but she can't seem to get a firm grip. She throws her arms around the horse's neck but is struggling to stop herself sliding down its flank.
The horse gallops on, seeming oblivious to the fate of its rider. The blonde panics and attempts to leap from her steed, desperate to throw herself to safety.
Disaster strikes, her foot gets stuck in the stirrup, her head is now being struck on the ground over and over again. Things look bad for her but, seconds before she passes out, she's saved by the supermarket manager - who comes over and unplugs the ride.