|
Re: Ascot Dress Code
Ah, Well I was at Chav-scot on Friday.........
all that dress code crap in the press was just well-placed publicity for the event. (Come to Ascot! It's full of slappers! was what it really meant.)
3 of my mates got laid too so there's some truth it too.
It's just another booze-girls-drugs-frenzy with more blacked out limos than a mafia wedding.
Friend of a friend ripped off her skirt and ran down the race course (knickers on)
ps Won 50 quid (ticket cost 60........)
|