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Would you say this to a friend?
'ive just been to the toilet and the bowel stuff was really hard and uncomfortable'
i talk about sex and that stuff but dont generally discuss my bowel habits with my friends around the table!
(btw, thats taken from a dulca-lax advert)
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Like the old woman who lived in a shoe, i have so many children i can't fit the tickers in my signature.....
I finally found someone daft enough to marry me, my wonderboy is 11, my monkeygirl is 3 and my bananaman is 2, my beautiful little flower was born in feb 2012 
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