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Tealeaf · 26-05-2004, 16:07

One solution would surely be a "Pooper Scooper Catapult", accurate to within say 25 yards......basically, you see some dog owner letting their dog do it's business...let them move away, run up to the site of the crime, scoop up the offending material, then fire away..PING! Right at the back of their head....

What can they do about it? Afterall, you're simply returning something that's rightfully their's.....and they can't exactly complain to the cops, can they...maximum fine a thousand quid. No one gets hurt, either.

I think I'll pop into the patent office on the way to the train tomorrow.

26-05-2004, 16:07	#33
Tealeaf God Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Paradise Lost Posts: 7,220 Liked: 11 times Rep Power: 4266	Re: Hyndburn Dog Dirt Centre One solution would surely be a "Pooper Scooper Catapult", accurate to within say 25 yards......basically, you see some dog owner letting their dog do it's business...let them move away, run up to the site of the crime, scoop up the offending material, then fire away..PING! Right at the back of their head.... What can they do about it? Afterall, you're simply returning something that's rightfully their's.....and they can't exactly complain to the cops, can they...maximum fine a thousand quid. No one gets hurt, either. I think I'll pop into the patent office on the way to the train tomorrow.