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Useless Doctors
I've been feeling unwell for about a month now, been feeling really drained and keep falling asleep when i shouldnt, so i went to the doctors this morning, didnt see my own GP but saw another doctor who i have never seen before and who is very new to our practice...the conversation went something like this
Dr S..sit down how can i help you?
Me..i'm constantly feeling tired and drained and cant be bothered with anything
Dr S..what do you mean?
Me..i'm lacking in energy and feel really weak
Dr S..how long has this been going on for?
Me..about a month now
Dr S..i see you are on anti-depressants
Me..yes i'm trying to come off them
Dr S..well i think we should up your dose
Me..why? i'm trying to come off them
Dr S..because you are depressed
Me..i want to come off them not go up a dose, this has nothing whatsoever to do with me feeling tired all the time
Dr S..lie down on the couch
Me..erm ok
she proceeds to examine my tummy for some unknown reason, i then get up and.....
Dr S..there is nothing wrong with your tummy
Me..(felt like saying something sarcastic) yes i know there is nothing wrong with my tummy thats not the reason why i came here
Dr S..well what do you want me to do for you then?
Me..well if i knew that i would be a doctor wouldnt i?
Dr S..well i will give you some more anti-depressants and see how you go on
i was gobsmacked, then i left
it makes me wonder if that woman is actually qualified
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