[Margaret Pilkington]

I keep getting calls asking for Mr Iqbal...all to do with credit...asking if I own my house.
I tell them it is none of their damn business...but I think that in future I am going to take a different tack.......I am going to pretend to be very deaf....and keep saying 'excuse me - can you just say that again'.......I will see if I can infuriate them as much as they infuriate me.

Or I might just say 'No it isn't raining here at all...why is it raining there?'
'ooh I do hope it doesn't rain here, it plays havoc with my lumbago.....have you got lumbago? .....No, well young man I hope you never ever get it...it stops you getting out and about....where did you say you were ringing from?'

See how long I can keep it going