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Originally Posted by lettie
It's really quite simple (but a bit unethical).  When they ask for Mrs Farren, tell them that you are Mrs Taylor from the Coroner's office and you are there with the police investigating the suspicious death of Mrs Farren. Say that all Mrs Farren's contacts have to come in for questioning and ask for the caller's name and address.
I'll bet money that they don't ring again.........  |
When they phone me and ask if Mr. Slater is at home, I ask "are you a friend or a relative of the deceased?" And when they say "neither" or something like that, I tell them to go fornicate elsewhere, and leave us to mourn in peace.
Sometimes I just go right to the "fornicate elsewhere" bit
