This one rings true....
Last night as I lay sleeping
I died, or so it seemed
Then I went to heaven
but only in my dream
Up there St. Peter met me
Standing at the pearly gates
He said 'I must check your record
Please stand here and wait'
He turned and said ' your record
is filled with terrible flaws'
On earth I see you rallied
For every losing cause'
I see that you drank alcohol
and smoked and used drugs too,
Fact is, you've done everything
a good person should never do.
We can't have people like you up here
Your life was full of sin
Then he read the last of my record
Took my hand and said "come in"
He led my up to the big boss and said
Take her in and treat her well
She used to work for the NHS
She's done her time in hell........
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Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
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