Just imagine if all ballpoint pens could be taught that there is a biro heaven?
Can you imagine the disappointment after going through it's useful life of writing, being used to prise wax out of ears, abused as an adult teething ring and having it's top chewed away,then facing the final humiliation of being buried with all the loose change in the back of a sofa.
After all that it turns up at the pearly gates and is told,
Go away, you're not a biro you're a bic!
Well that seems to me to be the spouting of most major religions!
