It's hardly up there with the Tory sex scandals of the recent past.
Oranges being used as sex toys, Edwina's comments about John Major tucking his vest into his underpants, David Mellor cheating on his wife whilst wearing a Chelsea shirt, Cecil Parkinson fathering children behind his poor wife's back and then never seeing the resulting daughter.
Happy days.
Perhaps when the veneer of hug-a-hoodie Conservatism wears off, we'll get some more exciting tales of derring do again.
