[Gayle]

For twelve weeks before our wedding we went to dance classes to learn how to waltz. We took to the dance floor for that special dance in front of our family and friends, looking forward to showing them the skills that we had learnt.

The song had barely started when the drunken best man and chief bridesmaid cut in and split us up. We then spent the whole dance holding them up and stumbling around like we hadn't got a clue what we were doing.

Just sway along and don't worry about it.