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Old 31-05-2004, 12:32   #437
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Re: Joke Of The Day

A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant
shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot, "What about this one
Madam?" "A beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll agree, and it's an absolute
steal at only £20.""Why is it so cheap?" the woman asks.
Well", replies the assistant,"it use to live in a brothel and as a
result it's language is a touch fruity!". "Oh, I don't mind that",
said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be
a laugh having a profane parrot." So she buys the parrot and takes
him homeOnce safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and
squawks at the woman, "F**k me, a new brothel and a new madam!",
I'm not a Madam and this isn't a brothel" says the woman
indignantly. A little later the woman's two teenage daughters
arrive home. "A new brothel, a new madam, and now new prostitutes,"
says the parrot when he sees the daughters "Mum, tell your
parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes complained the girls,
but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.
A short while later, the woman's husband comes home and the
parrot says"Well F**k me, a new brothel, a new
madam, new whores, but the same old clients. How ya doin' Dave?"
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