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Re: Goats and idiots dont mix
I would be surprised that anyone can live to be her age and not know that goats can butt and kick. She was too close to the fence. Goat was behind the fence. She startled the goat. Her fault. End of story.
Talking of daft notices on things, there's a xylophone in The Music Box and amongst a whole list of superfluous nonsense there's this gem:
"It is dangerous to use this xylophone for anything other than musical purposes" (paraphrased) Now what else would anyone dream of using a xylophone for? The mind boggles.
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