Three men, an American, Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in a
sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his
forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.
"That was my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my
arm." After a few minutes a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his
palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile
phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The Irishman felt decidedly low tech
but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive
He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a
piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind. The others raised their
eyebrows and stared at him. The Irishman finally said... "Well, will you
look at that, I'm getting a fax."
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