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Old 31-05-2004, 20:13   #442
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Re: Joke Of The Day

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me.
By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally
found inner peace..... It reads: "The way to achieve inner peace is to
finish all the things you've started." I looked around to see all the
things I started and hadn't finished. So, today I have finished one
bottle of white wine, a bottle of Baileys, a quart of Ben & Jerrys, a
large box of chocolates and a half bottle of vodka. You have no idea how good I feel.
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