A short, clean, but groanworthy couple......
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten
different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
The other day I phoned my local pizza delivery firm and asked for a thin
and crusty supreme. They sent me Diana Ross.
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Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
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