Just got a new bottle of shampoo .... yup, I still have lots of hair, tho it's migrating from my head to other parts of my body, esp the part I sit on .... and there are instructions on the bottle


I don't normally check out shampoo for instructions, 'cause I figured out how to use it a long time ago. But are there really people out there, other than Ministers of the Crown, who are so dumb they can't figure out how to use shampoo

?