[JohnW]

Essex girls

Two Essex girls walk up to a perfume counter and pick up a Sample bottle, Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it,
"That's quite nice innit, don't you fink Trace?"
"Yeah, what's it called?"
"Viens a moi"
"VIENS A MOI, what does that mean?"
At this stage the assistant offers some help.
"Viens a moi, ladies is French for 'come to me'"
Sharon takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracey again, saying,"That doesn't smell like come to me, Trace. Does it smell like come to you?"