Well, have you been there?
An article in the Daily Express about the Max Moseley case mentioned a lady who runs a fetish/S & M establishment of that name behind her lingerie shop in Accrington. The lady, Tracey W--------, says her place is not like a massage parlour and anyone who goes there expecting - well you know - is disappointed.
I was intrigued as to how the Express came to obtain a quote from her in the first place. What made the biggest impression on me, though, (and no pun intended there) was that she charges
£100 an hour to be Mistress Pain for her clients.

Sigh - all those years I wasted as a Tax Inspector when I could have been a wealthy dominatrix.
